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Today, I was looking through the cook book my kindergarten class made 14 years ago. One boy's recipe for hamburgers required going to a grocery store, buying an entire cow, and cooking it in the oven at 1000 degrees F for 24 hours. Whoever you are random hamburger boy, I applaud your courage and creativity. MLIA
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Today in history class we had a pop quiz. We had to write everything we know about William Shakespeare. On my paper I wrote "Shakespeare's dead." I got full credit.
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Today, I joined the Yahoo vs. Google war. into both search engines I typed in, "well, why..." and Yahoo responded with, "Well why knot." and Google responded with, "Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife." Google wins. MLIA
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Today, I was in the car with my mom when I saw a parked car whose license plate included "RFF." Naturally, I read it aloud ("Ruffff"), and my mom swerved the car and screamed "OH MY GOD, WAS THAT A DOG?!" MLIA.
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Today, my teacher was using a tiny laptop and this annoying boy in my class said,'Sir, I've got one smaller than that,' My teacher's reply?,'That's nothing to boast about,' I love English. MLIA.
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Today, as I was eating Finding Nemo gummies, I realized it was totally going against the belief of "Fish are friends, not food." I'm so sorry. MLIA.
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A while ago a boy came into the A&E (/ER) I work at with his headphones stuck up his nose, so I jokily wrote MLIA at the end of his chart, Yesterday I found out a Senior Doctor mistook it for proper hospital code and now everyone from Nurses to Senior Staff has been using it when someone comes in with a foreign object stuck up their nose. I sort of wonder what they think it stands for MLIA
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Today, I noticed that if you play music on your phone and put it in your pocket, it's almost as if there is background music playing. I now plan on playing random songs that fit the situation everywhere I go. MLIA
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Today, I got bored in Poetry class waiting for my work to be looked at so I doodled on the back of the copies that were going to be shared around the class. One of the doodles was a purple dinosaur that said 'hi, rawr like a dinosaur!' While my classmates were chatting, my lecturer suddenly went "RAWWWWWWR!!", shutting everyone up. Awesome teachers really do exist! MLIA
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Today, we were watching a movie in class. The girl next to me started rummaging in her bag, and I spaced out for a minute. She then nudged me and said "want some?", offering me some of the freshly popped popcorn out of the bag she was holding. Thank you, magical popcorn girl. MLIA.
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Today, I realized that outlets look like screaming faces. I have spent the past 20 minutes sticking in plugs into outlets making screaming noises. MLIA.
Today, I was looking through the cook book my kindergarten class made 14 years ago. One boy's recipe for hamburgers required going to a grocery store, buying an entire cow, and cooking it in the oven at 1000 degrees F for 24 hours. Whoever you are random hamburger boy, I applaud your courage and creativity. MLIA
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Today in history class we had a pop quiz. We had to write everything we know about William Shakespeare. On my paper I wrote "Shakespeare's dead." I got full credit.
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Today, I joined the Yahoo vs. Google war. into both search engines I typed in, "well, why..." and Yahoo responded with, "Well why knot." and Google responded with, "Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife." Google wins. MLIA
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Today, I was in the car with my mom when I saw a parked car whose license plate included "RFF." Naturally, I read it aloud ("Ruffff"), and my mom swerved the car and screamed "OH MY GOD, WAS THAT A DOG?!" MLIA.
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Today, my teacher was using a tiny laptop and this annoying boy in my class said,'Sir, I've got one smaller than that,' My teacher's reply?,'That's nothing to boast about,' I love English. MLIA.
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Today, as I was eating Finding Nemo gummies, I realized it was totally going against the belief of "Fish are friends, not food." I'm so sorry. MLIA.
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A while ago a boy came into the A&E (/ER) I work at with his headphones stuck up his nose, so I jokily wrote MLIA at the end of his chart, Yesterday I found out a Senior Doctor mistook it for proper hospital code and now everyone from Nurses to Senior Staff has been using it when someone comes in with a foreign object stuck up their nose. I sort of wonder what they think it stands for MLIA
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Today, I noticed that if you play music on your phone and put it in your pocket, it's almost as if there is background music playing. I now plan on playing random songs that fit the situation everywhere I go. MLIA
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Today, I got bored in Poetry class waiting for my work to be looked at so I doodled on the back of the copies that were going to be shared around the class. One of the doodles was a purple dinosaur that said 'hi, rawr like a dinosaur!' While my classmates were chatting, my lecturer suddenly went "RAWWWWWWR!!", shutting everyone up. Awesome teachers really do exist! MLIA
___________________________________________________
Today, we were watching a movie in class. The girl next to me started rummaging in her bag, and I spaced out for a minute. She then nudged me and said "want some?", offering me some of the freshly popped popcorn out of the bag she was holding. Thank you, magical popcorn girl. MLIA.
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Today, I realized that outlets look like screaming faces. I have spent the past 20 minutes sticking in plugs into outlets making screaming noises. MLIA.
