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I'm smiling, because I found this site mylifeisaverage.com/

Today, I was looking through the cook book my kindergarten class made 14 years ago. One boy's recipe for hamburgers required going to a grocery store, buying an entire cow, and cooking it in the oven at 1000 degrees F for 24 hours. Whoever you are random hamburger boy, I applaud your courage and creativity. MLIA
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Today in history class we had a pop quiz. We had to write everything we know about William Shakespeare. On my paper I wrote "Shakespeare's dead." I got full credit.
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Today, I joined the Yahoo vs. Google war. into both search engines I typed in, "well, why..." and Yahoo responded with, "Well why knot." and Google responded with, "Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife." Google wins. MLIA
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Today, I was in the car with my mom when I saw a parked car whose license plate included "RFF." Naturally, I read it aloud ("Ruffff"), and my mom swerved the car and screamed "OH MY GOD, WAS THAT A DOG?!" MLIA.
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Today, my teacher was using a tiny laptop and this annoying boy in my class said,'Sir, I've got one smaller than that,' My teacher's reply?,'That's nothing to boast about,' I love English. MLIA.
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Today, as I was eating Finding Nemo gummies, I realized it was totally going against the belief of "Fish are friends, not food." I'm so sorry. MLIA.
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A while ago a boy came into the A&E (/ER) I work at with his headphones stuck up his nose, so I jokily wrote MLIA at the end of his chart, Yesterday I found out a Senior Doctor mistook it for proper hospital code and now everyone from Nurses to Senior Staff has been using it when someone comes in with a foreign object stuck up their nose. I sort of wonder what they think it stands for MLIA
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Today, I noticed that if you play music on your phone and put it in your pocket, it's almost as if there is background music playing. I now plan on playing random songs that fit the situation everywhere I go. MLIA
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Today, I got bored in Poetry class waiting for my work to be looked at so I doodled on the back of the copies that were going to be shared around the class. One of the doodles was a purple dinosaur that said 'hi, rawr like a dinosaur!' While my classmates were chatting, my lecturer suddenly went "RAWWWWWWR!!", shutting everyone up. Awesome teachers really do exist! MLIA
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Today, we were watching a movie in class. The girl next to me started rummaging in her bag, and I spaced out for a minute. She then nudged me and said "want some?", offering me some of the freshly popped popcorn out of the bag she was holding. Thank you, magical popcorn girl. MLIA.
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Today, I realized that outlets look like screaming faces. I have spent the past 20 minutes sticking in plugs into outlets making screaming noises. MLIA.

These, taken from givesmehope (gmh) made me heart melt. <3
http://www.givesmehope.com/

At Homecoming this year, many of the girls in my grade did not have any dates. While the entire freshman class gathered to take pictures, a boy started passing out flowers to every girl in our class, making sure to give us ones to match our dress colors so we could all feel special. He GMH.
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Today, my teacher was telling us a story about her friend's adopted son and how he got picked on for it. One day at school a boy went up to him and said, "I came from my mommy's tummy, where did you come from?" knowing the boy was adopted. His response? "I came from my mommy's heart." He was 6 years old at the time. This GMH
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Today I saw that someone had changed some graffiti on the subway from "kill yourself" to "fulfill yourself." GMH
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I was sitting on the bench outside of work one day trying to fix my make up. An elderly man walked passed me with his groceries heading towards his car in the huge Walmart parking lot. He then returned back a minute or so later to tell me "you're beautiful without all that stuff, and you don't need it." Groceries still in hand. GMH
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When i was in elementary school i was a very shy child and didnt have any friends. So when it came to lunchtime i would sit all by myself at the far end of the table. The principal of my school realized this and sat and ate lunch with me everyday for months until i finally found some friends. I will never forget him, he GMH.
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One night while working as a resident at the hospital, we ran out of beds, meaning there was nowhere to put patients. I came home and while telling my husband this, my daughter walked in and said she can sleep on the floor, the patients can have her bed. She was three. GMH.
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Today I was dressed as a bear and went around a carnival hugging people. I saw a girl about 16 crying, so i gave her a really big hug. She told me that she was ditched by all her friends who only invited her as a joke and my hug made her feel important. Small gestures DO make a difference, this GMH.
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Today, I woke up full of life, feeling creative, beautiful, and loved. Looking at the calendar, I realized that it was exactly 6 months ago that I attempted suicide. My recovery GMH.
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